Advice for Women Part V

What the hell is quality time and how do you define quality time?

Do not complain to Man about not spending quality time with Woman when Woman cannot define the meaning of quality time. If spending the previous seven hours with you does not count towards "quality time," then what the hell does?  If Man is spending time with you then be thankful for that. Man sure is. However, when Man gets up at five in the morning to head to work, do not complain to Man because he is going to bed at eleven at night, while Woman does not have to go to work period.  Instead, tell Man you enjoyed the evening and do whatever your heart desires the rest of the evening. Complaining to Man will not advance your relationship it will only put you on Man's (this B$#@h is crazy list), and that list is similar to Santa's naughty list. It is something you do not want to be on.

Women, learn from this. Either measure quality time for Man, or shut the hell up about it. Your life will be much better in the end. 

Advice for Women Part IV

Do not complain about the time and date of gift purchases!

Women tend to get mad if Man bought Women a gift the day before some celebratory event.  Why does it matter when Man purchases the damn gift? It does not matter so do not let it matter to you.  You got a gift...enjoy it. Would it matter if your child bought you a gift the day before? No. Then it should not matter when Man bought the gift either.  A gift is a gift - whether it was bought two years beforehand or two hours, it is still a gift that means something.

Advice - keep your mouth shut about it. It has no bearing on anything. If you care about the date and time of purchase then you do not deserve a gift period.

Signed - The Man

Advice for Women Part III

If Man has just gotten out of a relationship, please do not try to set Man up with another Woman.  Man is not interested in dealing with that. Man only wants to have sex. Women, if your friend(s) are only looking for sex, then Man would be interested. Otherwise, do not waste anyone else' time trying to play matchmaker.  It will not work and you will just piss everyone else off in the process.

Advice for Women (Part II)

Women, if you need someone to always provide for you and take care of you 100% of the time, then you will be disappointed in Man. Contrary to poplar belief, Man does not care to do that.  Man needs someone to be an equal. Someone who can contribute to coexisting lifestyles, but someone who shares similar beliefs. Women, if you can understand that...your happiness will improve. I promise. 

Advice for Women

Note: this blog is for men. It is intended for us only. This is our clubhouse. In here, we idolize Al Bundy - the man who fought hard for Men's rights; rights of isolation that is. Therefore, if women want to post something on here you must be prepared for a lashing.

Nevertheless, this blog will attempt to educate women about the species called Man. Head Man's advice and it will pay off. We swear...

Man: man is a simple creature. Man does not ask for a lot in life. Like women, Man wants happiness. Man wants to enjoy a drink from time-to-time. Man wants to hang with his friends every once-in-a-while.

Man worries about money and finances. Also, Man WILL NOT ever change. If you do not like Man in his current form, you will never like Man latter on. Either learn to overcome your feelings or don't bother with pursuing Man. Repeat - Man will NOT change his core feelings and beliefs, so get over it. If you need to feel special every moment of the day then consider changing your sexual orientation because Man cannot deliver what you want. Additionally, you should consider a therapist too. They can help you with your problem.

Normally, Man is very forgetful. Man does not care to bring up the past. Man leaves that up to Historians, but women enjoy playing the amateur historian role quite often. Women, if you keep that up, Man's memory kicks in and Man will use it against you. Thus, be careful with your words. The sword can cut you too.

Here is to a long list of great tips for women.

Sincerely,

the Man...