Note: this blog is for men. It is intended for us only. This is our clubhouse. In here, we idolize Al Bundy - the man who fought hard for Men's rights; rights of isolation that is. Therefore, if women want to post something on here you must be prepared for a lashing.
Nevertheless, this blog will attempt to educate women about the species called Man. Head Man's advice and it will pay off. We swear...
Man: man is a simple creature. Man does not ask for a lot in life. Like women, Man wants happiness. Man wants to enjoy a drink from time-to-time. Man wants to hang with his friends every once-in-a-while.
Man worries about money and finances. Also, Man WILL NOT ever change. If you do not like Man in his current form, you will never like Man latter on. Either learn to overcome your feelings or don't bother with pursuing Man. Repeat - Man will NOT change his core feelings and beliefs, so get over it. If you need to feel special every moment of the day then consider changing your sexual orientation because Man cannot deliver what you want. Additionally, you should consider a therapist too. They can help you with your problem.
Normally, Man is very forgetful. Man does not care to bring up the past. Man leaves that up to Historians, but women enjoy playing the amateur historian role quite often. Women, if you keep that up, Man's memory kicks in and Man will use it against you. Thus, be careful with your words. The sword can cut you too.
Here is to a long list of great tips for women.
Sincerely,
the Man...
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